The Supreme Court will have an unscheduled session Friday to announce that after judicial review, the court is ruling 5-4 in favor of the Defense of Marriage Act, meaning all those gay weddings that took place after their leader Barack made sinning legal in America are now null and void.
Supporters of traditional marriage were out in force this morning carrying “Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve” signs and silhouettes of a man and a woman on the altar together. Finally, marriage can be about a promise to form traditional families again where Dad goes to work and Mom raises kids, not Dads go to work while the kids are shoved off to Uncle Joey where they sit with cans of soda and potato chips watching him try to jazzercize with Richard Simmons.
The White House OIP released a statement from Director Art Tubolls saying that the gays don’t have to worry, they’ll be given extensions to refile their taxes as single and to find their own health insurance. President Trump wants all people to be treated equal. That doesn’t special exceptions for people who live that lifestyle.