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Michelle Obama’s Personal Assistant Breaks Her Silence After ’10 Years Of Hell’

Michelle Obama spent eight years in the White House on the taxpayer’s dime being pampered beyond reason by a staff of more than 220 people. Among them were thirty or so “personal assistants” and one — very special, very close to the First Lady — personal maid. That woman’s name …

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BREAKING: Malia Obama Kicked Out Of Dorm After Incriminating Video Surfaces

Malia Obama may have thought she was slick when she told one of her homies to “f*cking get your camera right now” before she blew rings of marijuana smoke in her dormitory’s bathroom but now she’s learning that even royal princesses have to face the music sometimes. Malia’s little stunt …

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BREAKING: Muslim-Owned Cafe Offers Black Friday Deal On 9/11 Memorabilia

Maybe President Trump’s travel ban affecting multiple terrorist states isn’t enough. On Black Friday, a family-owned Muslim cafe in Dearborn, Michigan decided to have its own little sale: 9/11 memorabilia. Uncle Allahu’s Eatery, owned by Allahu Muhammadan, on 35th and Pine is area-famous for its Falafel and Shish Taouk, but …

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Obama’s Private ‘Security’ Company Sets Up MASSIVE Camps Outside 3 Major Cities

Barack Obama has decided to spend his retirement years planning a coup against his own government. In the past two weeks, after receiving an executive declaration issued by his own hand before Trump took office, Obama has built a $10 billion military that he calls a “security company.” That company, …

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URGENT: Antifa Calls For ‘Black Friday Blood’ At Conservative Stores

The leftist terrorists known as “Antifa” are at it again! The group, classified as a domestic terrorist organization by the Department of Homeland Security, may have failed in their plan to organize nationwide attacks on the anniversary of Donald Trump’s election thanks to measures taken by law enforcement, but this …

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BREAKING: Antifa Terrorist Attack At Thanksgiving Parade Leaves 3 Dead

On Wednesday, an Antifa group called for “Black Friday bloodshed,” but apparently the domestic terrorist group decided to get an early start at the annual Thanksgiving parade in the small town of Erebus, Alabama. According to the Erebus Times-New-Leader, a “small group of masked individuals” approached the crowd and began …

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UPDATE: Last Month’s Clinton Foundation Raid Was A Huge Success

The raid on the Clinton Foundation Compound in upstate New York last month yielded some interesting results, even if it was accidental. With a full compliance warrant in hand to search the grounds for any and all signs of criminal activity, not only did the feds find and lock away …

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REPORT: SCOTUS Will Meet Friday To Reverse A Decision And Destroy Obama’s Legacy

The Supreme Court will have an unscheduled session Friday to announce that after judicial review, the court is ruling 5-4 in favor of the Defense of Marriage Act, meaning all those gay weddings that took place after their leader Barack made sinning legal in America are now null and void. …

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Obama Humiliated: Former Students Suing For Fraud Want Their Tuition Returned

Students who studied at the University of Chicago under “professor” Barack Obama have filed suit against him and the school for egregious failure to educate, supplementing school curriculum without tenure and disseminating fraudulent information in a public school setting. So for more than two dozen students have come forward. The …

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Schoolchildren Across America Give Thanks To Melania Trump

A spokesperson for Melania Trump let the cat out of the bag early Thanksgiving morning that the future First Lady has decided what her main initiative will be when her husband takes office and Michelle Obama is not going to like it. Speaking under condition of anonymity, the spokesman revealed …

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